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Oompa Loompa is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing Blue Dream X an unknown phenotype of Girl Scout Cookies. Like its parent strains, Oompa Loompa packs a super delicious toke that can prove dangerous if you keep indulging thanks to its super high 21-29% average THC level. Oompa Loompa has a super sweet fruity candy flavor with hints of nutty vanilla and rich earth on exhale. The aroma is very earthy with a fruity berry overtone accented by vanilla and nuttiness as the nugs are burned. The Oompa Loompa high isn’t quite as bright as its flavor, with long-lasting dreamy effects that are perfect for a lazy night in watching Netflix. The high settles into your brain with a subtle build, infesting it with unfocused euphoria and deep peace. As you fade away into a blissful mental state, your body will soon drop off into a deeply relaxed couch-lock that is pretty sedative at times without causing you to fall asleep. Thanks to these effects and its high potency, Ooompa Loompa is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic stress, depression, insomnia, chronic pain, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has fluffy colorful spade-shaped nugs with blue undertones, pinkish red hairs, and a coating of bright white crystal trichomes.

SUENO, also known simply as “Dream,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Blue Dream X Sour Diesel strains. This celebrity child boasts relaxing and long-lasting effects that are super dreamy in nature and perfect for killing stress after a long day. The high starts with a happy lift that fills your mind with expansive euphoria and leaves you feeling unfocused with your mind soaring through artistic visions. As your mind lifts to dreamy new heights, you’ll feel a relaxing body high wash over you, leaving you totally at ease with the world around you. With these effects and its super high 24-27% average THC level, SUENO is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, migraines or headaches, chronic stress, and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has a super delicious fruity berry flavor with hints of fresh spicy diesel and sour pine upon exhale. The aroma is earthy and pungent with a diesel berry overtone that’s accented by nutty citrus and lemony pine. SUENO buds have small rounded minty green nugs with blue undertones, thin clear orange hairs, and a coating of bright white frosty crystal trichomes.

Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is just as delicious with an earthy pungency accented by sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The Grease Monkey high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. You’ll suddenly feel a slam to the head of euphoric relaxation that lulls you into a mental state of calm and haze. This effect will quickly become sleepy, easing both mind and body into a completely sedated state that’s calming and relaxing. Thanks to these effects and its super high 25-27% average THC level, Grease Monkey is the perfect choice to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, insomnia, headaches or migraines, and inflammation. This bud has fluffy tapered forest green nugs with sparse orange hairs and a coating of tiny clear crystal trichomes.

Tart, tangy, a sweet sip of paradise – our Pineapple Lemonade is packed with 100mg THC and will leave you radically refreshed, sunny and stoned.

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Freshies Watermelon OG (Indica) 1g Cartridge/AIO is a flavor-focused, high-potency distillate vape from Mile High Xtractions (MHX). Part of the “Freshies” line, it combines a potent distillate base with a nostalgic “candy-fruit” botanical profile for a smooth, dessert-like experience.

Product Profile
Genetics: An Indica-dominant cross between Watermelon and OG Kush.

Potency: Typically tests in the 75% to 85% THC range.

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a bold, sugary profile of sweet watermelon candy and fresh melon, finished with a subtle, earthy OG kush undertone.

Effects: Designed for deep relaxation. It delivers a calming physical sedation and a happy, hazy mental state, making it a popular choice for evening use, stress relief, or as a “nightcap” to aid with sleep.

Device Options: Available as a standard 510-thread cartridge or a rechargeable 1g all-in-one (AIO) disposable.

Lemonade Fumez is a Sativa-dominant hybrid (SH) concentrate from Malek’s Melts, known for its bright citrus profile and uplifting effects. This strain is part of Malek’s specialized “Fumez” lineage, which often crosses classic flavors with high-octane gas profiles.

Product Profile

Classification: Sativa Hybrid (SH).

Lineage: Likely a cross involving Lemonade and Candi Fumez (or a similar Fumez phenotype), though it is part of Malek’s exclusive, in-house curated strain list.

Flavor & Aroma: Delivers a dominant sour lemon and sugary citrus profile, finished with a sharp, chemical “fumez” gas on the exhale.

Effects: Users typically report a cerebral rush and increased focus, making it a popular choice for daytime activities or “wake-and-bake” sessions.

Consistency: Most commonly available as a Cold Cure Live Rosin, a creamy, shelf-stable batter that is easy to scoop.

Strawberry City (S) is a budget-friendly, high-potency sativa concentrate. Known for its stable, glass-like consistency, this shatter is part of West Edison’s value line, offering a clear-headed and flavorful dabbing experience at an accessible price.

Product Profile
Strain Lineage: Likely a cross between Strawberry Cough and NYC Diesel (or a similar “City” sativa).

Consistency: Brittle and translucent (“shatter”); it snaps easily and is best handled with a dab tool to prevent it from sticking to your fingers.

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a bright, fruit-forward profile. It leads with sweet, jammy strawberry notes and is followed by a sharp, gassy diesel exhale.

Effects & Experience
Classification: Sativa (S).

The Vibe: Users report a fast-acting euphoric lift and a boost in creative energy. It is a “social” strain that helps with conversation and focus.

Best For: Daytime use, morning “wake and bakes,” or staying productive during artistic projects. It provides a clean mental buzz without heavy physical sedation.

The TS Labs Black Rock Live Rosin Joint is a 1g infused pre-roll. It is produced by TS Labs (also known as Top Shelf Labs), a Colorado-based extraction company specializing in solventless concentrates.

Product Profile
Item Name: TS Labs | 1g Live Rosin Joint | Black Rock (SH)

Classification: Hybrid (denoted by “SH” for Sativa-Hybrid or simply listed as Hybrid in menus).

Content: 1 gram of premium cannabis flower infused with solventless live rosin.

Extraction Method: The infusion uses Live Rosin, which is extracted using only heat and pressure from fresh-frozen flower, preserving a high terpene profile without chemical solvents.

Delectable white chocolate with the classic taste of everyone’s favorite Italian dessert. An uplifting dessert for when the lifts are deserted.

Northern Standard’s Crested Butte Creme Brulee is a gourmet, Colorado-inspired cannabis-infused chocolate bar. This flavor elevates the edible experience by combining artisan confectionery techniques with high-purity cannabis distillate.

Product Overview

Type: Hybrid cannabis-infused white chocolate bar.

Flavor Profile: A rich base of aromatic white chocolate and creamy vanilla custard, topped with a crunchy homemade caramel brittle to mimic the classic torched dessert.

Extraction Quality: Crafted by world-class chocolatiers using pure, high-potency cannabis oil extracted without toxic solvents, fillers, or additives.

Dosing & Potency

Recreational (REC): Features a standard 100mg THC per bar, segmented into easily breakable squares for precise dosing.

Sleepy Eye is a heavy-hitting Indica (I) concentrate from El Sol Labs, designed for deep relaxation and nighttime use. It is a staple in their value-driven “wax bucket” lineup, offering a potent experience for consumers on a budget.

Product Profile

Classification: Indica (I).

Flavor & Aroma: Features a classic Indica profile of earthy musk and pine, often with a subtle sweet or “hashy” finish.

Effects: True to its name, this strain is reported to be highly sedative and relaxing. It is a “couch-lock” favorite, often used by those seeking help with sleep or chronic physical tension.

Consistency: Most commonly found as a wax, which has a crumbly, easy-to-handle texture suitable for dab pens or traditional rigs.

Sweet Alien Chem is a Sativa (S) concentrate from El Sol Labs, a Colorado brand known for its affordable and consistent extraction line. This strain is particularly popular in their large-format “wax buckets,” offering a potent, focused experience.

Product Profile

Classification: Sativa (S).

Lineage: While specific parentage for this exact “Sweet” phenotype is in-house, it belongs to the Alien Chem family, typically crossing the gassy, heavy-hitting Chemdawg with the spacey, cerebral Alien OG.

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a pungent mix of diesel and chemical gas (from the Chem lineage) balanced by a sweet, citrusy undertone.

Effects: Described as focused and energizing. It provides an immediate cerebral activation typical of Sativa concentrates, making it better suited for daytime productivity than evening relaxation.