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Cluster Funk (IH) is a premium, solventless indica-dominant hybrid concentrate. The “Cold Cure” process results in a shelf-stable, creamy “badder” texture that is easy to scoop and intensely aromatic.

Product Profile & Lineage
Genetics: A pungent cross between Chem 91 and 88 G13 Hashplant.

Flavor & Aroma: True to its name, this strain is “funky.” Expect a heavy profile of skunky earth, pungent diesel, and deep hashy undertones with a lingering chemical spice.

Consistency: An opaque, “wet” badder that preserves its terpene layer at room temperature, making it more user-friendly than fresh-press varieties.

Effects & Experience
Classification: Indica-Hybrid (IH).

The Vibe: Users report a “heavy-hitting” and deeply sedative high. It starts with a mild cerebral pressure that quickly melts into a profound body stone.

Best For: Severe relaxation, managing chronic pain, battling insomnia, or “turning off” at the end of a high-stress day. This is widely considered a “nightcap” strain.

Bursting with grape & berry flavor this strain will have your mind in dreamland as your body melts into the couch.

Purple Ice Water is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Ice Cream Cake #5 X Grape Cream Cake strains. Perfect for any fan of potent hybrids who appreciates a truly delightful dessert-like flavor, Purple Ice Water packs a mouthwatering taste and soothing, balanced high that will have you feeling kicked back for hours on end. The taste of Purple Ice Water will leave you practically begging for more, with a creamy vanilla cake overtone with accents of sweet, fruity berries and sugary grapes. The aroma is very much the same, although it does have added hints of fresh flowers and a touch of spice to it, too. The Purple Ice Water high will settle in slowly, creeping in with warming waves of soothing relaxation that helps to eventually numb both mind and body. You’ll feel mentally lifted with a sense of happiness that leaves you grinning uncontrollably as your body settles further and further into the couch. This combination will eventually turn sedative, leaving you dozing off before you even realize what you’re up to. Given these effects and its insanely high 31-36% average THC level, Purple Ice Water is often suggested to treat experienced patients with conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, chronic pain and insomnia. This bud has oversized and fluffy, Christmas tree-shaped olive green nugs with bright purple undertones, thin long orange hairs and a frosty coating of chunky, purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Hawaiian Plushers (SH) is a premium, solventless sativa-dominant hybrid concentrate known for its stable, “budder-like” consistency and tropical flavor profile. The cold-curing process involves a low-temperature aging period that allows the rosin to naturally separate and “butter up” before being whipped into a smooth, slightly wet batter that is easy to handle.

Product Profile & Lineage
Genetics: A tropical cross, often identified as Peach Rings x Lemonade Gushers in Leiffa’s “Legacy Line”.

Flavor & Aroma: Delivers a vibrant “fruit punch” experience with notes of sweet and sour tropical fruit, creamy citrus, and a hint of spicy earthiness.

Consistency: A shelf-stable Cold Cure batter that preserves terpenes more effectively than fresh press and does not require constant freezing.

Effects & Experience
Classification: Sativa-Hybrid (SH).

Mental State: Provides an immediate happy, calm, and clear-headed mental lift. Despite its sativa dominance, users often report a “head-spinning” euphoria that transitions into deep relaxation.

Physical Feeling: The initial uplift eventually settles into a soothing body high, which can lead to sleepiness if consumed in larger amounts.

Best For: Managing stress, anxiety, or depression while seeking a flavorful, euphoric daytime or early evening experience.

Platinum Cake (Indica) 5-Pack Infused Joints (often called “Minis”) are high-potency pre-rolls designed for deep relaxation and a luxury smoking experience. Each 0.5g joint is “triple-threat” infused, combining premium flower, potent hash oil, and a dusting of kief.

Product Profile
Genetics: A heavy-hitting Indica cross of Platinum OG and Wedding Cake.

Infusion: Features Kaviar’s signature trifecta—high-quality Indica flower infused with full-spectrum hash oil and rolled in blonde kief.

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a sophisticated “bakery” profile with notes of sweet vanilla cake, earthy musk, and a spicy, peppery OG finish.

Effects: This is a classic “nightcap” smoke. It delivers a heavy physical stone and euphoric mental ease, making it ideal for combating insomnia, chronic pain, or high stress at the end of the day.

Hardware: Each mini joint in the 5-pack features a branded glass tip, which cools the smoke and prevents the resinous oil from clogging the filter.

Gummy Diesel (Sativa) 5-Pack Infused Joints are a high-potency cannabis product known for their specific infusion process. These pre-rolled joints, often referred to as “minis,” are created by combining cannabis flower with hash oil and a coating of kief.

Product Characteristics
Quantity: These packs typically contain five mini joints, totaling approximately 3 grams of product.

Strain Classification: As a Sativa-dominant variety, this product is generally associated with uplifting and energetic effects suitable for daytime use.

Infusion Process: The high potency is achieved by using full-spectrum oil and a kief dusting, which significantly increases the THC content compared to standard non-infused pre-rolls.

Design: A notable feature of this brand is the use of a custom glass tip on each joint, which is designed to provide a consistent burn and a distinct filtration experience.

Alien Bezels (Hybrid) 5-Pack Infused Joints are high-potency pre-rolls designed for a potent experience. Each joint typically features flower infused with hash oil and coated in kief.

Product Profile
Genetics: This is a balanced Hybrid cross, generally associated with the “Alien” lineage (such as Alien OG or Alien Cookies) and Candy Bezels.

Potency: These infused products are noted for having a higher THC concentration than standard non-infused pre-rolls, often testing in the mid-30% range.

Flavor & Aroma: The profile is described as a mix of earthy pine and sweet cream with notes of sharp mint and a gassy finish.

Effects: Users often report a fast-acting cerebral buzz that can promote a happy mental state, followed by physical relaxation.

Design: These joints often include a glass tip intended to provide a smoother draw and manage the resinous oils.

Kabuki Sour is a hybrid cannabis strain known for its unique blend of classic Sour Diesel funk with sweet, fruity Hi-Chew candy notes. It is a sativa-dominant hybrid, typically producing energetic, mood-enhancing, and creative effects suitable for daytime use. Its flavor profile is often described as pungent diesel and sweet melon or citrus.
Characteristics
Lineage: Mochi Melon x Alderpoint Sour Diesel
Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
Aroma and Flavor: A combination of pungent, old-school Sour Diesel funk with creamy, fruity flavors like Hi-Chew candy and sweet melon or citrus.
Effects: Energizing, uplifting, mood-enhancing, and creative. It provides a cerebral head high that can spark conversation and sharpen focus without heavy sedation, making it ideal for daytime activities.

My Brother’s Flower SOOTHING SALVE was meticulously formulated with highly effective ingredients to truly achieve a soothing result. It is among the highest mg content of CBD in any topical, and it is uniquely paired with the cannabinoid CBC to create a slight numbing sensation. The combination of a full spectrum of cannabinoids and all organic ingredients results in possibly the most effective salve seen on the market today.

The Leiffa Strawguava 0.5g Live Rosin All-In-One (AIO) is a premium, solventless Hybrid (H) vaporizer. It is crafted from fresh-frozen flower, specifically a cross of Grapefruit Guava and Strawberry Guava (Pheno #6). This rechargeable, inhale-activated device is designed for convenience without sacrificing the high-quality flavor and effects found in traditional dabbing.

Product Features
Strain Type: Balanced Hybrid (genetics: Strawberry Banana x Papaya, or specific Leiffa cross of Grapefruit Guava x Strawberry Guava).
Format: 0.5g (500mg) all-in-one rechargeable disposable.
Extraction: 100% solventless live rosin, prioritizing trichome preservation.

Experience & Effects
Flavor Profile: Known for a “fruit punch” profile with intense sweet strawberry and tropical guava notes, often rounded out by earthy undertones.
Primary Effects: Delivers a euphoric, happy, and giggly mental state paired with gentle body relaxation. It is widely used for creative sessions, social vibes, or unwinding without immediate heavy sedation.

Dro Sweet Retreat is a balanced hybrid strain (H) from the Colorado-based brand DRO. It is primarily sold in their signature 7-gram “choice bud” jars and is recognized for its dessert-like aroma and versatile, high-potency effects.

Strain Profile
Genetics: A cross between Zangria and Illmatic. It was originally bred by Fiya Farmer.

Type: Balanced Hybrid (H). While some variations are labeled as slightly indica-dominant (70/30), it is widely marketed for its all-day versatility.

THC Content: Typically tests between 18% and 27%, with some “Especial” batches reported around 18.6%.

Aroma & Flavor: Described as “fine merlot with a gassy backend”. It features prominent notes of sugary vanilla, berry cream, and tropical fruits.

Experience & Effects
Mental State: The high typically begins with a euphoric, clear-headed lift that can boost creativity and mood without causing over-stimulation.

Physical Sensation: Gradually transitions into a soothing body relaxation that numbs minor aches and tension without heavy “couch-lock”.

Best For: Daytime creativity, social settings, or unwinding in the evening after a stressful day.

Purpz is a jaw-dropping, purple powerhouse that blends insane bag appeal with massive rosin yields.

This indica-dominant hybrid delivers fuel-soaked aromas, dense golf ball buds, and a resin return of up to 5%—perfect for extract lovers.

Built tough with high resistance to mold and pests, it’s a top pick for high-performance grows.