Cannabis Products For Sale

This winning sativa-dominant hybrid took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.

Safety Meeting is stoner code for sneaking off to get high at work— a salute to everyone powering through long shifts, asshole bosses, rude customers, and the daily grind. This GDL Original turns the classic smoke break into a productivity hack, keeping your head clear, your ideas sharp, and your mood light. The perfect 2pm pick-me-up just clocked in.

Bred from Reba Jam x Soul Cleanser, this vibrant cultivar captures the perfect fusion of creamy orange soda sweetness and hazy soda zest. The result is a Hazy Orange Creamsicle experience—bright citrus and smooth cream layered over a punchy haze finish. Its lime-green, frosted buds with vivid orange pistils glisten with rich resin, capturing the full orange-haze spectrum that translates perfectly from nose to smoke.

Safety Meeting’s high is as functional as it is fun: uplifting, creative, and high-output without burnout or couchlock. Expect a clean, euphoric ride that keeps ideas flowing, energy up, and productivity alive, even when the workday tests your patience. This is cannabis for grinders, makers, builders, and dreamers—the ones who get it done, no matter how gnarly the mission.

Whether you’re dodging deadlines, surviving safety training, or finding inspiration on your smoke break, Safety Meeting proves one thing: cannabis isn’t the problem…it’s the solution.

Please consume responsibly. Do not use heavy equipment or power tools while consuming.

Lively Lime by Sano Gardens is a hybrid (H) strain from their flavor-focused “Orchard” line. It is designed for users who want a crisp, refreshing citrus experience with an uplifting but balanced set of effects.

Strain Overview

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a bright and tart profile dominated by fresh-squeezed lime and zesty citrus peel. It is often described as tasting like a “lime popsicle” or a crisp lemon-lime soda.

Reported Effects:

Refreshing & Uplifting: Provides a clean mental lift and a boost in mood, making it a popular choice for morning or afternoon use.

Focus & Clarity: Many users report that it helps with mental clarity and focus, suitable for getting through a “to-do” list or social gatherings.

Potency: As a high-potency distillate-based product, it typically tests between 78% and 83% THC.

London Poundcake is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Sunset Sherbet with another indica-heavy hybrid strain. Named for its insanely delicious flavor, London Poundcake packs a sweet berry and grape flavor accented by nutty lemon and citrus. The aroma is earthy and woody, with hints of nutty lemon and fruity berries throughout. The London Poundcake high is just as delightful as the flavor, with calming and centered effects that are both relaxing and lifting in nature. You’ll feel a light lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a calming sense of centered focus, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts immediately. As your mind settles, a relaxing body high will sneak up on you, lulling you into a slightly couch-locked state that doesn’t cause too much sedation or sleepiness at all. Thanks to these effects and its insanely high 26-29% average THC level, London Poundcake is said to be perfect for the experienced patient suffering from conditions such as mood swings, chronic stress, depression, ADD or ADHD and chronic fatigue. This bud has dense spade-shaped olive green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty amber crystal trichomes.

Orange Slice by Sano Gardens is a flavor-focused hybrid (H) strain from their “Orchard” line, designed to deliver a high-potency experience with a bold, nostalgic citrus profile. It is primarily sought after in vaporizer formats for its “true-to-fruit” taste and balanced, functional effects.

Strain Overview

Aroma & Flavor: Describes a punchy, zesty experience akin to “sinking your teeth into a ripe, juicy orange”.

Reported Effects:

Balanced & Social: Users frequently report feeling blissful, energetic, and happy.

Calm Relaxation: While providing a mental lift, it also offers a soothing physical relaxation, making it versatile for any time of day.

Potency: Typically ranges from 75% to over 82% THC in vaporizer formats.

Lemon Grinder (Chem Brûlée x Candy Cake) The citrus-soaked return of a Colorado classic. This high-impact hybrid punches with sharp lemon and loud gas on the front, followed by a creamy cake finish. Combining Chem Brûlée’s complexity with Candy Cake’s resin-rich backbone, Lemon Grinder is perfect for flavor hounds and heavy hitters alike. Bright, funky, and unforgettable.

High Octane Vanilla Zkittlez (IH) is a potent Indica-Hybrid strain created by crossing the heavy, gassy High Octane OG with the sweet, dessert-leaning Vanilla Zkittlez. This variety is prized for its “confectionary gas” profile, offering a mix of creamy vanilla candy and pungent fuel.

Lineage and Genetics

This cross blends elite “gas” genetics with award-winning fruit flavors:

High Octane OG: A 90% Indica cross of Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush known for extreme sedation and fuel aromas.

Vanilla Zkittlez: A 50/50 hybrid cross of Gelato and Cookies & Cream (specific phenotypes) that provides its signature sugary vanilla and fruit taste.

Aroma and Flavor Profile

The terpene profile creates a unique “vanilla diesel” experience:

Primary Notes: Rich sweet vanilla and smooth marshmallow cream.

Secondary Notes: Sharp pungent gas and tropical candy fruit.

Dominant Terpenes: Typically Caryophyllene (pepper/gas), Limonene (citrus candy), and Myrcene (earthy/relaxing).

Typical Effects

As an Indica-dominant Hybrid (IH), it is often used for evening relaxation:

Mental Ease: Starts with a mellow euphoria and calming head buzz.

Physical Melt: Transitions into a heavy body high that relieves tension without immediate “couch-lock” in moderate doses.

Banana Kush by Sano Gardens is an indica-dominant hybrid (I) that is a favorite for evening relaxation. It is part of their “Orchard” flavor-focused line, which combines high-potency distillate with a distinct, dessert-like terpene profile.

Strain Overview

Genetics: A legendary cross between Ghost OG and Skunk Haze.

Aroma & Flavor: True to its name, it smells and tastes like a bushel of fresh, overripe bananas. It features a smooth, creamy inhale with a subtle earthy “Kush” finish.

Reported Effects:

Mellow Euphoria: Provides a heavy physical relaxation that melts away tension while keeping the mind in a happy, hazy state.

Nighttime Use: Often chosen for managing insomnia, stress, or minor physical pain due to its sedating plateau.

Potency: Typically tests in the 78% to 83% THC range for their All-In-One (AIO) formats.

Few strains come with as much widespread renown as Northern Lights, inarguably one of the most popular strains of all time. An inbred descendant of original Afghani landrace strains, Northern Lights is a pure indica. THC levels can reach 16-21%, making this one of the most potent strains available on any market. A couple hits is all it takes for most patient’s seeking this strain’s powerful body effects, an upbeat mix of euphoria and physical relaxation. CBD levels are less clear, but they certainly aren’t high enough to recommend this as a treatment for seizures or other conditions that respond to CBD. Even so, Northern Lights is a highly useful medical strain, effective at treating anxiety, pain, and insomnia, as well as lack of appetite. Cottonmouth is common, as are red eyes, while other negative effects are much more limited. This strain has a sweet, earthy flavor with hints of citrus. Northern Lights is most popular on the West Coast and in Colorado, but it’s a favorite pretty much everywhere else marijuana can be found.

Miami Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the iconic [(Mexican Sativa X Colombian Landrace) X Indian Landrace] X Thai Landrace strains. Best known for its soothing head high, Miami Haze is a great choice for any patient who’s after some sweet relief from their everyday anxieties and stressors. It starts with a near-instant cerebral boost that fills your brain with an expansive sense of happiness and focus. You’ll find your mind activated as it reaches new heights of motivation and creativity, lending itself well to any task at hand. But you’d better move quickly – this focus will soon turn heavy and heady, leaving you unable to do much of anything at all. A soothing body high accompanies this heady boost, helping you to settle down and relax, without a care in the world. Thanks to these effects and its super high 28-30% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, Miami Haze is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, ADD or ADHD, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has a sweet and fruity menthol flavor with a spicy and earthy flowery woody aroma to match. Miami Haze buds have fluffy and airy oversized emerald green nugs with thin bright orange hairs and a coating of dusty, golden-white crystal trichomes.

Lineage
Kush Mints x Lemon Tree
Details
Ripe with lively citrus accents, this team favorite delivers refreshing and invigorating power. Looking like a slice of lemon dipped in sugar, this sativa-dominant hybrid can alleviate social anxiety and bring sunshine to your day.

Artsy Fugazi Funk (IH) is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Artsy Cannabis, designed to deliver a deeply relaxing and euphoric experience. This “Indica Hybrid” (IH) is often used for winding down in the evening due to its potent, calming effects.

Profile and Characteristics

Genetics: It is a cross between the potent White Truffle and the flavorful LA Kush Cake.

Aroma and Flavor: The profile is complex, featuring a rich, earthy aroma with distinct notes of sweet vanilla and gas, all finished with a deep, funky undertone.

Reported Effects: Users typically experience an initial wave of euphoria that quickly transitions into a sleepy sense of physical weightiness. It is highly regarded for its “body melt” sensation, which can lead to significant relaxation and potential “couch-lock”.

Common Uses

Mental Relaxation: Its calming qualities make it a popular choice for relieving chronic stress, depression, or mood swings.

Physical Relief: Frequently sought for managing chronic pain, muscle spasms, and tension.

Sleep Aid: Due to its sedative nature, it is often used by those looking to treat symptoms of insomnia or simply to ensure a peaceful night’s rest.