Safety Meeting is stoner code for sneaking off to get high at work— a salute to everyone powering through long shifts, asshole bosses, rude customers, and the daily grind. This GDL Original turns the classic smoke break into a productivity hack, keeping your head clear, your ideas sharp, and your mood light. The perfect 2pm pick-me-up just clocked in.
Bred from Reba Jam x Soul Cleanser, this vibrant cultivar captures the perfect fusion of creamy orange soda sweetness and hazy soda zest. The result is a Hazy Orange Creamsicle experience—bright citrus and smooth cream layered over a punchy haze finish. Its lime-green, frosted buds with vivid orange pistils glisten with rich resin, capturing the full orange-haze spectrum that translates perfectly from nose to smoke.
Safety Meeting’s high is as functional as it is fun: uplifting, creative, and high-output without burnout or couchlock. Expect a clean, euphoric ride that keeps ideas flowing, energy up, and productivity alive, even when the workday tests your patience. This is cannabis for grinders, makers, builders, and dreamers—the ones who get it done, no matter how gnarly the mission.
Whether you’re dodging deadlines, surviving safety training, or finding inspiration on your smoke break, Safety Meeting proves one thing: cannabis isn’t the problem…it’s the solution.
Please consume responsibly. Do not use heavy equipment or power tools while consuming.