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Holy F#@k (H) is a proprietary hybrid strain from Green Dot Labs (GDL), categorized as a “GDL Original” for its distinctive Piña Colada and Fuel palate. It is highly sought after for its complex fusion of tropical sweetness and aggressive “Colorado gas”.

Strain Profile: Holy F#@k

Genetics: A balanced hybrid cross of Sex on the Beach and Halo.

Palate: Opens with notes of ripe pineapple and soft cream that ride over a deep, fuel-forward base with a peppery finish.

Effects: Sparks quickly with a cerebral nudge toward focus and creativity before settling into a relaxed, content state that rarely feels heavy.

Available Formats

Black Label Flower: Released in small, expertly cured batches that showcase the strain’s ultra-aromatic profile.

Live Resin Cartridges: Available in 1g and 0.5g 510-thread cartridges, containing 100% pure live resin with no additives or distillate.

Live Rosin Disposable: A solventless .5g option for those seeking peak purity.

Black Label Concentrates: Often found as Live Resin Badder or other “connoisseur-grade” dabs.

Seed & Smith Apricot Scone (S) is a premium, high-energy Sativa-dominant cultivar grown and extracted by the Denver-based cannabis company Seed & Smith. Bred by the local Colorado extraction staples at FreeWorld Genetics, this strain is celebrated for its bright fruit profile and clean, functional energy.

Product Overview

Brand: Seed & Smith (cultivated in-house at their state-of-the-art facility in Denver, Colorado).

Classification: Sativa (S) (~70% Sativa / 30% Indica), providing a highly active and uplifting experience.

Lineage Framework: An intensely aromatic cross between Blueberry Limone and Early Orange.

Common Formats: Widely popular as pre-packed whole flower eighths, 1g Live Resin Vaporizer Cartridges, and high-clarity Live Terp Distillate Cartridges.

Average Potency: Typically tests around 22%–23% THC for whole flower.

Terpene & Flavor Profile

Dominant Terpene: Terpinolene, accented heavily by secondary levels of d-Limonene and beta-Caryophyllene.

Juicy Apricot and Citrus: Delivers an explosion of zesty orange citrus, tangy apricot, and sweet fruit punch.

Doughy Berry Back: Layered with sweet hazy blueberry notes that finish with a distinct, buttery pastry exhale.

Expected Effects

Activating Mental Spark: Delivers a quick-acting, euphoric head buzz that upgrades your mood and sparks creative problem-solving without inducing overwhelming physical racing.

Introspective Clarity: Highly valued by consumers for clear-headed daydreaming, social tasks, or focusing on intensive projects.

Calm Body Anchor: Gently settles physical muscle tension without slowing you down, ensuring an easygoing finish that lets you wind down comfortably late in the day.

The ioVia Precision Dose HI-CBD Tincture (200mg) is an unflavored, 19:1 ratio blend designed for daily wellness and therapeutic relief without significant psychoactive effects. It contains approximately 190mg of CBD and 10mg of THC per bottle.

Product Highlights

Minimal Ingredients: Formulated with only two ingredients—premium cannabis extracts and coconut-derived MCT oil to maximize bioavailability.

Precision Dosing: Includes a calibrated oral measuring syringe (dropper) to ensure consistent milligram dosing.

Functional Design: The tincture is vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, and contains no added flavors or fillers, making it easy to mix into food or beverages.

Targeted Benefits

General Wellness: Frequently used for managing inflammation, anxiety, and joint pain while maintaining mental clarity.

Low Intoxication: The high 19:1 CBD-to-THC ratio is ideal for users who are sensitive to THC or need relief during the day without feeling “stoned”.

Versatile Use: Because of its clean formulation, this HI-CBD tincture is also noted as being safe for and frequently recommended by veterinarians for pets.

Usage & Onset

Sublingual (Quick Relief): Apply under the tongue and hold for 60–90 seconds for onset within 10–45 minutes.

Ingestion (Longer Lasting): Adding the dose to coffee, tea, or food results in a slower onset (up to 2 hours) but typically lasts longer.

Typical Dose: A standard 1ml dose provides exactly 9.5mg of CBD and 0.5mg of THC.

Leiffa offers a 1g Live Rosin Joint featuring a blend of Dulce De Uva and Spritzer, classified as an Indica-Hybrid (IH). This type of product, often referred to as a rosin-infused pre-roll, is created by combining flower with live rosin.

Product Composition

Total Weight: 1 gram.
Ingredients: Typically consists of a high percentage of strain-specific flower infused with a smaller percentage of live rosin.
Process: Live rosin is a solventless concentrate extracted using ice, water, heat, and pressure.

Strain Characteristics
The Dulce De Uva and Spritzer blend combines characteristics from two different cultivars:
Dulce De Uva: This indica-dominant strain is a cross between Grape Pie and OG Kush. It is generally noted for a flavor profile involving sweet grape, berries, and vanilla with earthy undertones.
Spritzer: This hybrid component contributes to the overall Indica-Hybrid (IH) classification and is often associated with a pungent aroma.

General Effects
As an Indica-Hybrid, the experience is generally characterized by a balance of physical relaxation and mental clarity. Products of this nature often contain high levels of THC due to the infusion of concentrates. Use of such products is typically associated with relaxation and stress relief.

This winning sativa-dominant hybrid took home first place in the Medical Sativa category at the 2014 Seattle Cannabis Cup. It’s a Washington original, grown by at least two local cultivators, Olympia Mike and A Green Cure. It’s a blend of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, and it has a sativa/indica ratio of 80:20. That means heady, peppy, cerebral effects: arousal, creativity, energy, euphoria, and intense happiness. These make for ideal tools in treating depression, fatigue, anxiety, nausea, and chronic pain. THC levels soar in this strain, with at least one sample topping 25%, and that puts Super Lemon Haze near the top of the potency pyramid. But it isn’t known for its CBD levels, which regularly test well below 1%. In other words, this strain shouldn’t be used as the only medicine for conditions that respond to CBD, such as seizure disorders. Super Lemon Haze has a tart, zesty lemon flavor and aroma, with sweet notes of candy. The bud, which has a speckled green-and-brown appearance, is covered with a dense layer of resinous trichomes. This strain is popular on the West Coast of the United States and in British Columbia.

Clementine is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through a cross between the insanely delicious Tangie X Lemon Skunk strains. This tasty bud took 2nd Place for Best Sativa Concentrate at the 2015 High Times’ Cannabis Cup in Michigan because of its enticing flavor and even more alluring effects. Like its name suggests, Clementine has an insanely delicious flavor of sweet citrusy orange with an earthy aftertaste. The aroma has been said to being like walking through an orange grove just after the rain, with a rich earthiness that’s accented by a sweetly sharp citrus. The Clementine high is both uplifting and relaxing in nature, pulling both indica and sativa effects, although it tends to lean heavily to the sativa side. It starts with a euphoric uplifting effect that launches your mood into the clouds and leaves you feeling insanely happy with a sense of focus and motivation. This is accompanied by a mellow relaxing feeling that permeates throughout your entire body, leaving you calmed and completely at ease. These effects in combination with its powerful 17-19% average THC level make Clementine ideal for treating conditions such as mild to moderate cases of depression, chronic fatigue, migraine or tension headaches, chronic stress, and nausea. This bud has super dense tight spade-shaped bright yellow green nugs with sparse bright orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of tiny crystal trichomes.

London Poundcake is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Sunset Sherbet with another indica-heavy hybrid strain. Named for its insanely delicious flavor, London Poundcake packs a sweet berry and grape flavor accented by nutty lemon and citrus. The aroma is earthy and woody, with hints of nutty lemon and fruity berries throughout. The London Poundcake high is just as delightful as the flavor, with calming and centered effects that are both relaxing and lifting in nature. You’ll feel a light lift at the onset of the high that fills you with a calming sense of centered focus, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts immediately. As your mind settles, a relaxing body high will sneak up on you, lulling you into a slightly couch-locked state that doesn’t cause too much sedation or sleepiness at all. Thanks to these effects and its insanely high 26-29% average THC level, London Poundcake is said to be perfect for the experienced patient suffering from conditions such as mood swings, chronic stress, depression, ADD or ADHD and chronic fatigue. This bud has dense spade-shaped olive green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty amber crystal trichomes.

Lively Lime by Sano Gardens is a hybrid (H) strain from their flavor-focused “Orchard” line. It is designed for users who want a crisp, refreshing citrus experience with an uplifting but balanced set of effects.

Strain Overview

Flavor & Aroma: Expect a bright and tart profile dominated by fresh-squeezed lime and zesty citrus peel. It is often described as tasting like a “lime popsicle” or a crisp lemon-lime soda.

Reported Effects:

Refreshing & Uplifting: Provides a clean mental lift and a boost in mood, making it a popular choice for morning or afternoon use.

Focus & Clarity: Many users report that it helps with mental clarity and focus, suitable for getting through a “to-do” list or social gatherings.

Potency: As a high-potency distillate-based product, it typically tests between 78% and 83% THC.

Orange Slice by Sano Gardens is a flavor-focused hybrid (H) strain from their “Orchard” line, designed to deliver a high-potency experience with a bold, nostalgic citrus profile. It is primarily sought after in vaporizer formats for its “true-to-fruit” taste and balanced, functional effects.

Strain Overview

Aroma & Flavor: Describes a punchy, zesty experience akin to “sinking your teeth into a ripe, juicy orange”.

Reported Effects:

Balanced & Social: Users frequently report feeling blissful, energetic, and happy.

Calm Relaxation: While providing a mental lift, it also offers a soothing physical relaxation, making it versatile for any time of day.

Potency: Typically ranges from 75% to over 82% THC in vaporizer formats.

Banana Kush by Sano Gardens is an indica-dominant hybrid (I) that is a favorite for evening relaxation. It is part of their “Orchard” flavor-focused line, which combines high-potency distillate with a distinct, dessert-like terpene profile.

Strain Overview

Genetics: A legendary cross between Ghost OG and Skunk Haze.

Aroma & Flavor: True to its name, it smells and tastes like a bushel of fresh, overripe bananas. It features a smooth, creamy inhale with a subtle earthy “Kush” finish.

Reported Effects:

Mellow Euphoria: Provides a heavy physical relaxation that melts away tension while keeping the mind in a happy, hazy state.

Nighttime Use: Often chosen for managing insomnia, stress, or minor physical pain due to its sedating plateau.

Potency: Typically tests in the 78% to 83% THC range for their All-In-One (AIO) formats.

Black Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Black Cherry Funk X Acai strains. Known for its delicious flavor and super relaxing high, Black Cherry Gelato is perfect for any indica lover who appreciates a great taste, too. This bud has a sweet fruity cherry berry taste with a light touch of skunky herbs to it, too. The aroma follows the same profile, with an herbal berry and skunky overtone that turns pungent and dank as the nugs are burned away. The Black Cherry Gelato high is just as delightful, with a calming overtone that will have you kicked back and totally at ease before you know it. The high starts with a subtle boost of the spirits, filling your mind with a lifted sense that eases away any negative or racing thoughts. As your mind settles into this blissful and hazy state, a tingly sense will fill your body, leaving you totally relaxed and slightly couch-locked. With these effects and its high 26% average THC level, Black Cherry Gelato is often chosen to treat conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, chronic stress and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has small grape-shaped forest green nugs with minty leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.

Miami Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the iconic [(Mexican Sativa X Colombian Landrace) X Indian Landrace] X Thai Landrace strains. Best known for its soothing head high, Miami Haze is a great choice for any patient who’s after some sweet relief from their everyday anxieties and stressors. It starts with a near-instant cerebral boost that fills your brain with an expansive sense of happiness and focus. You’ll find your mind activated as it reaches new heights of motivation and creativity, lending itself well to any task at hand. But you’d better move quickly – this focus will soon turn heavy and heady, leaving you unable to do much of anything at all. A soothing body high accompanies this heady boost, helping you to settle down and relax, without a care in the world. Thanks to these effects and its super high 28-30% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, Miami Haze is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, ADD or ADHD, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has a sweet and fruity menthol flavor with a spicy and earthy flowery woody aroma to match. Miami Haze buds have fluffy and airy oversized emerald green nugs with thin bright orange hairs and a coating of dusty, golden-white crystal trichomes.