🦨 Strain Like a Skunk: What Your Favorite Strain Says About You 🌿
Ever wonder what your go-to strain says about you? Are you the life of the sesh or the chill couch philosopher? At Skunked, we believe your favorite flower is more than just a vibe—it’s a whole mood. Let’s break it down.
🌈 Blue Dream – The Daydreamer
You’re the chill optimist with playlists for every mood. You like balance—just the right mix of creative energy and body ease. People probably come to you for advice, snacks, or both.
You might say: “Let’s go on a hike… and then take a nap.”
Your Skunked pick: O.Pen 1g Cart – selling Fast
🔥 GMO – The Late-Night Philosopher
You’re deep. Like midnight-pondering-the-universe deep. You’re lowkey but hilarious, and you’ve got snacks hidden in weird places. You love heavy-hitting indicas and don’t mess around.
You might say: “I function better when the moon’s out.”
Your Skunked pick: Melody Genetics Flower
🍰 Wedding Cake – The Sweet Savage
You’re sweet, but don’t let the sprinkles fool anyone—you’ve got strong opinions and a love for the finer highs in life. You go hard on flavor and vibes.
You might say: “I’m just here for good energy… and dessert.”
Your Skunked pick: 1g Bonanza Cart- in stock now!
💚 Sour Diesel – The OG Energy
You’re classic, loud, and always on the move. You like a head high that hits fast and keeps you lit. You’re that friend who brings the speaker and the lighter.
You might say: “I’m down, but let’s go somewhere fun.”
Your Skunked pick: Olio Rosin — in stock now and smelling LOUD.
🍬 Runtz – The Trendy Toker
You’re stylish, playful, and always in the know. You know what’s hot before it hits the menu. Your stash is probably color-coordinated.
You might say: “This strain? You probably haven’t heard of it yet.”
Your Skunked pick: Cali-Blaze Tarantula
🧠 Durban Poison – The Brainstormer
You’re sharp, creative, and always working on something weird or cool. You like to stay lifted but focused. Big sativa energy with no time for naps.
You might say: “Let’s make something.”
Your Skunked pick: Durban Poison Cart — fuel your flow.
💨 What’s Your Strain Personality?
Come through Skunked and tell us which one you are—or let us help you find a new favorite! Whether you’re a couch philosopher or a social butterfly, we’ve got the perfect product to match your vibe.
Stay skunky, stay lifted 🦨💚
