🌿💚 Green Wednesday: The Chillest Holiday You Didn’t Know You Needed 💚🌿
Move over Black Friday — there’s a new shopping holiday in town, and she’s greener, louder, and way more fun.
Welcome to Green Wednesday, the unofficial kickoff to the cannabis holiday season and one of the biggest shopping days of the year for dispensaries across the country.
If you’ve never celebrated Green Wednesday before… oh honey, you’re in for a treat. 😎🔥
🌱 What Is Green Wednesday?
Green Wednesday is the day before Thanksgiving, and it’s basically the 4/20 of November. We are closed Thanksgiving Day!!
It started as a way for cannabis consumers to stock up before spending multiple hours with family — and honestly, relatable.
Now it’s become a national shopping event with:
✔️ massive deals
✔️ huge crowds
✔️ new drops
✔️ limited-time promos
✔️ and all-around good vibes
Think Black Friday, but without people fighting over air fryers. Just everybody vibing.
🔥 Why Green Wednesday Hits So Hard
🟩 Stress Relief Before Family Time
Let’s keep it real. Holidays can be… a lot. Green Wednesday gives everyone a chance to grab what they need to stay mellow through the mashed potatoes.
🟩 Deals That Go Crazy
Dispensaries roll out the best prices of the season. Flower, concentrates, edibles, pre-rolls — everything gets a holiday glow-up.
🟩 Stock Up for the Long Weekend
Thanksgiving. Friendsgiving. Leftover Day. Black Friday.
It’s basically a marathon. Cannabis helps some people enjoy each day a little more.
🟩 The Vibes Are Immaculate
Green Wednesday feels like a community holiday. Everyone’s excited, the deals are fire, and the shops are buzzing all day long.
🛒 How to Make the Most of Green Wednesday
1️⃣ Get there early — REALLY early
Because this year… the doorbusters are insane.
2️⃣ Check online menus
Dutchie, Leafly— stalk the menu like a pro.
3️⃣ Mix & match deals
The perfect time to experiment or stock up.
4️⃣ Use loyalty points
Savings on top of savings. Yes, please.
💥🔥 SKUNKED GREEN WEDNESDAY DOORBUSTERS 🔥💥
This year we’re going BIG. Bigger than ever.
Like… people-are-going-to-be-running-to-the-door big.
🎁 FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS GET:
💚 A penny X Vape 1g cart
💚 A penny joint
Yes — literally for one cent each.
No tricks. No fine print. Just early-bird magic.
💚 AND IF YOU MAX OUT?
Don’t even worry. We got you.
The next customers will get a mystery envelope sealed with a surprise discount for their next visit.
Could be 10%… 25%… 30%… you won’t know until you open it. 👀✨
Doorbusters start the second we open — and these WILL go fast.
💚 Green Wednesday at SKUNKED: Bigger, Better, Greener
Green Wednesday at Skunked isn’t just a sale — it’s a full-on holiday vibe.
Expect:
✨ Massive storewide discounts
✨ Fire strain deals
✨ Flash promos
✨ Vendor pop-ups
✨ Doorbusters worth sprinting for
✨ And the Skunked Squad bringing the heat all day
Whatever your plans look like — family chaos, friends reunions, solo chill vibes — we’ve got what you need.
🍃 Final Puff
Green Wednesday has become one of the most iconic cannabis shopping days of the year. And this year?
Skunked is doing it bigger and bolder than ever.
Set your alarms. Bring your crew.
Let’s make this the Green Wednesday to remember. 💚🔥